Woodpeckers Are People too: They Like Marijuana

Woodpeckers Are People Too:  They like Marijuana I looked it up on the internet and I found his picture and it sure seems it is a match:  He’s a Northern Flicker woodpecker and they are about 15 inches tall as an adult. But since I live out west and he’s a Northern Flicker, then clearly, he is hopelessly lost. Not only that he doesn’t understand the difference between window glass and wood. Read More

Here Today And Gone Tomorrow

I almost lost my life seven years ago, to this day. Well, I had close calls before, but this was the real deal. The last words I said to my lady friend that morning as I drove to work to take care of critically ill patients in the ICU was: “Have a great day dear, and I’ll talk to you soon.”  In fact, earlier that morning, amazingly, I swam a thousand yards in the lap pool at the local gym without a sign Read More

The Mask Can’t Hide Her Eyes

The Mask Can’t Hide Her Eyes I once wrote a blog piece a few years ago, February 1, 2016, to be exact. It wasn’t that long ago, but it is still fresh in my mind, and I remember that I had a lot of fun writing it.  It was complete and absolute fiction. I’m not sure what inspired me, but I do remember being at a gym on a boring treadmill machine, staring straight ahead at the empty treadmill in front o Read More

Physicians and Gallows Humor

               This Covid – 19 world -wide pandemic is affecting all of us around the world, from all walks of life. It has unfortunately caused death, suffering, lay – offs, financial stress and social upheaval in a way that we would never have predicted, so suddenly. Everybody knows this of course, unless you are living in a cave s Read More

I Have Lived a Good Life

The internist consulted me to help with this patient’s respiratory status.  He told me, “She has Osteogenesis Imperfecta with some right heart failure and is having trouble breathing.  I don’t know what else to do at this point.” “I’ll be happy to see her.  What room is she in?” He told me her room number, and then said, “And she’s two and a half feet tall Read More

Do Parents Say the Same Thing Now as Then?

For some reason, I dredged up some memories of things my parents said to me when I was a kid, mostly phrases or admonitions I guess, meant to teach, or perhaps intimidate or maybe just blow hot air, I don’t know. And then, I wondered, are these common parental sayings that last throughout the years and therefore have become standard jargon for all parents? You are probably wondering, how many years ago wa Read More

Winslow

 “Carson, you need to take some time off and get out of here for a while.” “Why, is my hair standing up again?” “Yeah, but it’s worse.  You keep saying you will get your best people on it, but your best people don’t seem to want to be on it anymore.” Said Fred. “What?” I said. “Damn, your left ear must be not be working anymore. I Read More

My Thanksgiving 2018: Spending Time With a Forgotten 105 year -old American Hero: Colonel Ollie Cellini

    It was nearing the end of the day for me while I was serving my duty in the ICU at the hospital. I was called to the emergency department to admit a patient to the ICU. He was stabilized in the ED and I came to see him there prior to transferring him to the ICU. “Carson, he’s 105 years old and the family doesn’t want him to have heroic measures done, like CPR or intubation, but they will al Read More

Taco Bell and Patients

  Ok, so this photograph is not a photo of Taco Bell, and that’s because I am not employed by that establishment to provide marketing. However, if Taco Bell wants to employ me as a marketer, using my lively application of words to their products, I’ll be happy to do so.  Also, it’s still summer, and I enjoyed walking on this Lake Michigan Beach. I try to be on time for my patients, or at Read More

Fifth Grade Chorus: A Seminal Event

  Warning: Some who read this may laugh, some may cry, and yet others may simply smile and say to themselves,”yeah, that explains it.”   I’ve had a few life experiences that may qualify as seminal events, but perhaps fifth grade choir may have been one of the earliest ones I guess. Of course, its been a long time since I was 10 years old, and to be honest, I’m not sure it was third, fourt Read More