SR Carson

ShockDoc Writer

God Bless America: Celebrate the Diversity of Coexist Stickers on Subaru Cars

Posted on January 26, 2015 by main

While this piece is basic satire, that’s what it is and nothing more. What I say here is partly for entertainment purposes and also my personal opinion about certain things. Any reference to the Subaru car company is of course fictitious and just meant to be humorous. If you disagree, good. That means I was effective in exposing your puny little sensitivities. Oh and by the way, if you disagree with me, I Read More

Sitting at the Bar with Clint Eastwood, Part 2

Posted on December 27, 2014 by main

Required reading material: My blog from August 11, 2014 (Sitting at the Bar with Clint Eastwood) Warning: This is a fictional piece so don’t get your underwear tied up in a wad. This bar meeting never happened. However, as before, actual published Clint Eastwood quotes will be in italics. Quotes from my book will be in plain type. This piece is written out of respect for the talented Mr. Eastwood. “Dr. Read More

An interested reader requested this scene from my novel: To Love With Hate

Posted on December 26, 2014 by main

She walked toward the bathroom; her skirt dropped to the floor several feet in front of the doorway, as did her sweater and bra. Only her panties remained. Her backside reminded him of the smoothness of his favorite winter toboggan run when he was a kid. Before she entered the bathroom, she looked back at Gavin, knowing he was watching, and smiled seductively before she closed the bathroom door behind her. But she Read More

Doctors Are People Too (Put De Lime in De Coconut)

Posted on December 22, 2014 by main

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo Doctors Are People Too Well most doctors are people I think. A few scattered ones are robots or automatons who have been manufactured in medical schools and residency programs with programmed “skill chips” that drive the doctor – tron to perform his or her highly specialized skills on whatever body is presented, no questions asked. That of course, requires Read More

Shock Doc Writer Vs. Shock Jock Radio Host

Posted on November 3, 2014 by main

SHOCK DOC WRITER VS SHOCK JOCK RADIO HOST Some say I look like Howard Stern, the Xirius XM Shock Jock. I resent that statement. Has anyone considered the alternative explanation? Howard Stern looks like me? Just because he’s a famous radio/TV personality doesn’t necessarily mean he’s more popular than a Shock Doc writer/novelist does it? Obviously he’s older than I am and on TV frequently but Read More

Dick Tracy, Chuck Roast and Guns

Posted on October 4, 2014 by main

Dick Tracy, Chuck Roast, and Guns Bicycles dominated as our fastest modes of transportation, although we loved running fast and hard, through neighborhood back yards, across highways, around construction sites, on top of school roofs and nothing proved to be an obstacle. I was faster than Jack, but he was my best friend and it seemed when we were on the loose the action accelerated onto trajectories that often put Read More

Lucky Man, Love and Power

Posted on September 16, 2014 by main

Lucky Man Although I’ve tasted the peaceful lure of near death, I’ve seen and heard angels walking on earth. They don’t have wings and they are human: doctors, nurses, respiratory therapists, technicians and many others. Unfortunately, the peace and calm I experienced sometimes eludes me during the speeding essence of everyday life, but I try to take the time to sit back, think, and realize that d Read More

New App: “Spy Doc”

Posted on September 8, 2014 by main

App: “Spy Doc” It was a Saturday morning, and I was in the grocery store, bright and early, trying to beat the sleepy head shopping crowd. Shorts and sandals, baggy T – shirt, but I did take a shower before I left. Turns out that was a good move. I was making good time, my cart was half full and I was on my way to a Saturday shopping success until I heard her shrill voice: “Well, hello Dr. Carso Read More

Tasty Lesion Cafe

Posted on August 24, 2014 by main

Tasty Lesion Café (A fictional story) “I’ll have the pancakes with whipped cream, three sausage links and three eggs over easy.” “Damn Mike, you’re going to have to double your Crestor after that mess of artery clogging chow!” “Whatever, it’s been a long night on call and I deserve it Sam. Tell you what; I’m shaking after working with this patient last night and for the last couple of day Read More

Running to the Beach

Posted on August 19, 2014 by main

85 degrees, hot sun in the blistering swelter of Midwestern summer. Perfect weather for a run, at least in my mind. But then, in those days, any time of day or weather was a perfect day for running. I took each season as an opportunity to explore my physical limits of endurance, relishing the beauty of each season. Now of course, we advise runners to avoid the heat and if a run is chosen, make sure you make frequ Read More