The Sleep Movement: Do as We Say or WOKE Up

Certainly, there have been and will continue to be many movements in our history.  For example, symphony movements, The Feminist Movement, Animal Rights Movement and of course the mandatory cleansing bowel movement. But here is what you need to know: You all need to WOKE up, rather, I mean wake up to the The Sleep Movement. Sleep is very important to our health and livelihood. The proper amount of good Read More

Hillary and Donald are Secret Lovers

Disclaimer: This blog piece is political satire and pure fiction. It could never happen in real life. I think. For those of you who have a tendency to get your fancy underwear all wound up about your candidate, here is my advice: Lighten up. This piece will offend both sides of the political spectrum. About once a month for the past six months or so, the Secret Service guarding both major party presidential candid Read More

High Heimlich Anxiety

Although I am a physician, having stayed at a Holiday Inn Express before, I’m also a person too, believe it or not. I enjoy going out in public on occasion, showing my face to the real world, and sometimes that involves going to a grocery store, where invariably one of my patients interrupt me and talk about their problems, or they ask why my office didn’t call them yet about their test results. Invariably, t Read More

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALI – PUTIN

(You will sing along, all comrades know famous melody from America!) Verse 1 On a dark tundra highway, cool wind in his hairs Warm smell of police state, rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance, he saw a shimmering light. His head grew larger and he spied new land. He had to stop for the night. There he stood in the doorway. He knew they wouldn’t tell. And he think to himself More land is heaven, I n Read More

MEDICAL STUDENTS GONE WILD PART ONE

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MSGW is the title of a new video documentary I’m producing, inspired by my friend’s recently released short film: “Kama Sutra King”. Just kidding of course, but it is kind of a good idea. My readers understand this is all in clean fun. Would Bill Clinton then ask for the definition of “clean”? But aren’t you proud that I posted a picture with this piece of out of this world, stunning, adjective &# Read More