The Sleep Movement: Do as We Say or WOKE Up

Posted on March 28, 2021 by main

Certainly, there have been and will continue to be many movements in our history. For example, symphony movements, The Feminist Movement, Animal Rights Movement and of course the mandatory cleansing bowel movement. But here is what you need to know: You all need to WOKE up, rather, I mean wake up to the The Sleep Movement. Sleep is very important to our health and livelihood. The proper amount of good Read More

Sitting At The Bar: Trump, Biden and Clint Eastwood

Posted on August 23, 2020 by main

Dear readers: This is a work of fiction and my own creation, and is highly unlikely to ever happen. But who knows anymore, in this bizarre world. It is for entertainment only, and may be somewhat thought – provoking to those who pay attention and keep an open mind. I will use actual real quotes from Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and Clint Eastwood. When they are actual real quotes from their mouths in real li Read More

Physicians and Gallows Humor

Posted on March 19, 2020 by main

This Covid – 19 world -wide pandemic is affecting all of us around the world, from all walks of life. It has unfortunately caused death, suffering, lay – offs, financial stress and social upheaval in a way that we would never have predicted, so suddenly. Everybody knows this of course, unless you are living in a cave s Read More

Taco Bell and Patients

Posted on July 29, 2018 by main

Ok, so this photograph is not a photo of Taco Bell, and that’s because I am not employed by that establishment to provide marketing. However, if Taco Bell wants to employ me as a marketer, using my lively application of words to their products, I’ll be happy to do so. Also, it’s still summer, and I enjoyed walking on this Lake Michigan Beach. I try to be on time for my patients, or at Read More

Tennis Shoes and Love

Posted on February 26, 2018 by main

“Mom, have you seen my tennis shoes?” I said from out in the garage while she was in the kitchen frying breaded perch caught in Lake Michigan. “No Carson, I haven’t seen those smelly old things, but I bet they’re right in front of you, getting ready to jump up and bite you.” I looked down, and sure enough they were several feet in front of me. How did she know? Did she have ESP? Truth Read More

Let’s Be Frank about Ralph

Posted on January 21, 2018 by main

I’ve only known maybe two Franks and actually one Ralph in my lifetime. Maybe more but I can’t remember anymore. Neither Frank was particularly impressive I suppose, but the Ralph I knew was an ok guy and we ran track together. That’s about it. But it seems to me that even though Ralph and Frank are names that certainly aren’t very common, only Frank has been successful in dominating the conversation in th Read More

I Did it on The Airplane Again

Posted on August 21, 2017 by main

I don’t have a good explanation for it, but each time I fly as a passenger, I can’t seem to control these actions anymore. It just feels so good and natural – and thankfully I haven’t been thrown off the plane yet, but if I do get thrown off, I will scream as loud as I can and hold on to my seat arm with both hands, trying not to laugh as they drag me by the legs off the plane and into the arms of a Read More

Lecture Series Sample from the Global University of Everything

Posted on May 1, 2017 by main

These lecture series posts will occur weekly on Wednesdays, although the first one is sunday and the first Wednesday series will be on the 10th. Course Title: Sex is for Men and Love is for Women Take home message for those who want to speed read: The goal is always marriage and all techniques legal or quasi – legal that are available to accomplish this goal are acceptable. Course Credits: Depends on how m Read More

Sitting at the Bar with Clint Eastwood, Part 2

Posted on December 27, 2014 by main

Required reading material: My blog from August 11, 2014 (Sitting at the Bar with Clint Eastwood) Warning: This is a fictional piece so don’t get your underwear tied up in a wad. This bar meeting never happened. However, as before, actual published Clint Eastwood quotes will be in italics. Quotes from my book will be in plain type. This piece is written out of respect for the talented Mr. Eastwood. “Dr. Read More

Shock Doc Writer Vs. Shock Jock Radio Host

Posted on November 3, 2014 by main

SHOCK DOC WRITER VS SHOCK JOCK RADIO HOST Some say I look like Howard Stern, the Xirius XM Shock Jock. I resent that statement. Has anyone considered the alternative explanation? Howard Stern looks like me? Just because he’s a famous radio/TV personality doesn’t necessarily mean he’s more popular than a Shock Doc writer/novelist does it? Obviously he’s older than I am and on TV frequently but Read More

SR Carson

ShockDoc Writer

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