SR Carson

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I Did it on The Airplane Again

Posted on August 21, 2017 by main

I don’t have a good explanation for it, but each time I fly as a passenger, I can’t seem to control these actions anymore. It just feels so good and natural – and thankfully I haven’t been thrown off the plane yet, but if I do get thrown off, I will scream as loud as I can and hold on to my seat arm with both hands, trying not to laugh as they drag me by the legs off the plane and into the arms of a Read More

She Wouldn’t Let Me Take Pictures

Posted on August 6, 2017 by main

I awoke to the sound of my cat acting all weird, jumping up and down, grabbing the blinds covering one of the basement windows. What a pest, my cat. Probably saw a fly and was frustrated that he couldn’t catch it and eat it while air born. But since this was a temporary rental house, I needed to protect the blinds from claw damage, so, I looked out the window, saw nothing, scolded the cat and put him out in the Read More

Flamenco Guitarists in Barcelona

Posted on June 30, 2017 by main

Catalonia – it was a rich experience and I immersed myself in the culture the best I could, and I am lucky to have met some great people and enjoyed a special visit. Now I am inspired to learn the guitar! Perhaps some day I could play for the Flamenco dancers? No, I know what you are thinking. I need to finish the novel I am working on but clearly, the food and company at the El Rey De La Gamba will add Read More

Four Years Ago or Was It Yesterday?

Posted on May 21, 2017 by main

I’m amazed to think it’s been 4 years since I received my wonderful gift of continued life. The mortality rate for this event was 90%, but I was surrounded by earth angels who saved my life without hesitation and with superb skill, and in fact, I am lucky to see several of them frequently when I work in the ICU. My fear is that I will forget about this gift as I go through the business of life, Read More

Fly fishing as an Extreme Sport

Posted on May 14, 2017 by main

Fly Fishing as an Extreme Sport Although I nearly drowned at least twice in my childhood, I’m happy to say that I no longer fear water and I have taught myself how to become a pretty decent swimmer. Now, I must say that I am not including that potential third time when I was a Boy Scout – that wannabe Navy Seal Instructor/lifesaving Nazi took my head in both hands and tried to drown me. Even at 90 p Read More

Literary Agents Who Wear Comfort Blinders When Critiquing a Thriller

Posted on May 3, 2017 by main

I’m a writer, and hopefully that is obvious to readers on this site. If not, I have failed miserably in my quest to show some of my craft. So, I am writing a new novel, a thriller which I must admit, is a different view on terrorism. But I have done my research, and interviewed the right people well before I started writing. It is based on reality. I recently attended a writer’s conference and as Read More

Lecture Series Sample from the Global University of Everything

Posted on May 1, 2017 by main

These lecture series posts will occur weekly on Wednesdays, although the first one is sunday and the first Wednesday series will be on the 10th. Course Title: Sex is for Men and Love is for Women Take home message for those who want to speed read: The goal is always marriage and all techniques legal or quasi – legal that are available to accomplish this goal are acceptable. Course Credits: Depends on how m Read More

Little League Baseball, Meat Cleavers, Prison and Hotel California

Posted on March 6, 2017 by main

Italics indicate brief lyrics from Hotel California by the Eagles -a great song many people know the words to, however, this story does not in any way suggest that this song has anything to do with prison or crime. That should be obvious to all readers. We were both ten years old, wild and free, and as was customary after a little league baseball game, we avoided going back home immediately at all costs. Usually Read More

Common Sense and New Year’s Eve

Posted on January 1, 2017 by main

While I am an educated man and I have some wisdom in my occupation, that doesn’t mean I always immerse myself in common sense. It’s New Year’s Eve and I should’ve known better, and it certainly would’ve been better to hire a professional on this night. But that didn’t happen. I needed a little adventure on this special evening, the last night of 2016. I adjusted my seat so that I was comfo Read More

Hillary and Donald are Secret Lovers

Posted on October 17, 2016 by main

Disclaimer: This blog piece is political satire and pure fiction. It could never happen in real life. I think. For those of you who have a tendency to get your fancy underwear all wound up about your candidate, here is my advice: Lighten up. This piece will offend both sides of the political spectrum. About once a month for the past six months or so, the Secret Service guarding both major party presidential candid Read More