Carsonisms Part 1: Enjoy the Delicious Words of Life

Carsonisms Part 1

I am sharing some of my quotes that have been published over the years that some find interesting and also brief samples of my writing. Please read at your own risk and if your curiosity overcomes you, I have provided the publications they came from that you can purchase for your reading pleasure.  Of course, you can quote these to your friends and they will be impressed with you even more, but please acknowledge the author.

Please remember, these are protected by U.S Copyright law.

Knowledge will not supersede truth, and truth will not supersede love.  With all three, you will never fear death.  (3, 2016) and (2)

She’s a divine symphony of feminine perfection (1)

She knows only one speed, and that’s a speed you have never come close to because you were afraid to try. (2)

But a life must be lived with Romance.  That must be a part of unselfish love, and few men understand this anymore. (3:  The Old Man and the Beer).

Treat a good woman as a gift from heaven. And, if you live a life that is based on a foundation of romance, there will be pain and suffering, but the adventure, thrills and danger that follow will not deter you, but instead, spur you on to achieve much greater things, if you simply let it happen. ( 3: The Old Man and the Beer.)

I love my wife and enjoy my mistress: (3:  Bumper sticker baloney)

Excuse my speeding, but my lover only has one hour: (3: Bumper sticker baloney)

I must be honest: we had nasty sex on the catheterization table while everyone watched, and then they clapped afterwards. It was unbelievable. (1)

His blues met her browns and his heart fluttered when he recognized those long legs, and he briefly devoured the view of the server’s full red lips and soft dark skin. (1)

I’ll start his punishment by ripping his lips off, and then the fun will start (1)

Her black dress clung eagerly to her lithe body, divided in the middle by a stylish belt, forcing his eyes to drink her in completely. (1)

I just think you’re a slithering night crawler playing in the mud because you can’t find the light of day. (1)

You’re a pathetic muscle-headed puke. (1)

The memories pulsed back, flooding the melancholy in like a tidal wave, crushing him momentarily and then sucking him back out to sea with the undertow of loss.  (1)

Well Wyatt, after that kiss, I don’t think eating dinner is my highest priority. (1)

But she possessed more than just a body. While there were others who had similar beauty, there was something about her that made me believe that she was trapped in this mundane earth, hoping to find the right man to take her soaring to heights above, with the eager wind caressing her smooth body while she sliced through the air with gentle strength. (2.  My first love)

Those tights hugged her lean legs as if poured on like lucky melted chocolate on smooth ice cream, running out of material just below her pulsing heart-shaped calves. (2)

She has a habit of licking her fingers while cooking, and no one who witnesses this seems to complain (2)

Death is not the ogre that we believe him to be.  While my life on this earth —given a new chance to continue, has taken on a new meaning and I have a clear but peaceful sense of the gifts given to me by God. I felt his love, and he opened my eyes to the love of others. (2)

These are mined from these publications of S.R.Carson:

  1. To Love with Hate: Outskirts Press, 2014
  2. Inspired in the Bedroom: Nightly reads From S.R. Carson: Before, During and After Romance (2022) Outskirts Press.
  3. Https://www.SRCarson.com
  4. Blue Shadows:  Defiance press, in publication.

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S.R. Carson is a physician specialist and a published fiction and non - fiction author. He appreciates the gift of life and writes about it on his blog which includes a variety of posts including humor, satire, inspiration, life stories and spirituality.

One thought on “Carsonisms Part 1: Enjoy the Delicious Words of Life

  1. This is divine .. I re-read your article to the holes !!! every phrase is just straight to the heart!

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