Many people across the country enjoy their reptiles. These are usually snakes and lizards and they really don’t require much care at all, while providing a significant amount of fun and entertainment for their owners.  But too often, these reptiles are taken for granted by the owners, and not given the proper care they need for their health.

When they are provided the appropriate stimulus, they often respond quickly to please their owners and guests, although sometimes they are reluctant and shy at first, but eventually they respond when given proper attention and care.

They require the correct nutrition, sunlight, exercise, and a warm home—away from the shriveling death of a cold environment. With the appropriate attention and care, even the scariest bearded dragons, Gila Monsters, ball Pythons and even leopard Geckos can flourish and entertain their owners. However, unfortunately, too often, these prized reptiles become sick and unhealthy.

A Reptile Dysfunction is no laughing matter.

In fact, it may be that some people you know own a lizard or snake with A Reptile Dysfunction, but they will never share that with you.  They are embarrassed and try to work through the problem themselves, often without positive results, unfortunately.  Their reptiles become listless and lethargic, don’t respond to food or stimulation. They seem reluctant to move when poked, and may even try to hide from their owners.  The fun and entertainment they usually provide is gone.

But there is hope!  There is a cure for A Reptile Dysfunction!

Scientists from the National A Reptile Dysfunction Institute (NARDI) have carefully formulated a food supplement for these reptiles that after ingestion, works within thirty minutes or less to cure listlessness, reluctance to move, or a tendency to hide after their favorite stimulus is provided!  What is the name of this miraculous cure?

Virizard!

For only $129.95 for a box of 30, one supplement per day for a month, the fun with your reptile will return.  It is advised however, that you consult your reptile veterinarian provider prior to starting this miracle drug, because it can be contra-indicated for reptiles with heart problems. You can buy Virizard online, after you fill out a few medical questions about your reptile.

With Virizard, you can once again have pleasure with your reptile, and he will thank you many times. And oh, by the way, if your reptile is not satisfied with this product you will not get your damn money back and you are shit out of luck.

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