Now Accepting Applications to SRCarson Schools

If you are a parent, and you truly care about the education of your children, you need to carefully review where you send your kids to school. You need to review the curriculum that is provided for them, the teachers and their educational backgrounds, textbooks that are required and also present in the library of the school.  If they are not up to standards, you must either go to the school board and make sure the deficiencies are corrected, or, pull your child out of that school, and find another one, if you are able.

This applies to universities as well. And if your college age kid does not have the educational skills, or motivation to go to college, then, he or she may not be a candidate for college, because college is certainly an expensive way to socialize and accomplish nothing.  Instead, send them to a technical school, or start an apprenticeship in a technical trade like building trades, electrical, or plumbing.  That may be where your child will be most successful in life with long standing employment and advancement.

Most of all though, you must care about your children.  Read to them when they are young and get them off of the social media and electronic stimulation gadgets to learn the basics. When they come home from school, ask them what they learned and how you can help them succeed, if they are stumped by a math problem, for example

All of the SRCarson schools are based on the principles of self-respect, respect to others, honor to yourself and your country, self-responsibility, and the value of hard work.  While all students cannot achieve straight A’s or ace the tests, if they are given the opportunity and coaching to achieve, coupled with hard work, there is a much better chance they will achieve much more in life, and self-reliance is easier to obtain.

In order to be accepted to SRCarson schools and universities, the application does not ask you what your race is, because we do not care at all. There are no race quotas.  If your children are minors, you will sign for them a form, acknowledging the tenets and beliefs of the schools, which are iron -clad and cannot be broken.

Here are the tenets of SRCarson Schools, which form the basis of the structure of our system, designed for one reason only:  The success of the student, both academically and emotionally, to the best of our ability:

  1. There is no mention of race, ever in our schools. Race does not matter and all students must be held to the same academic standards.
  2. All students are treated equally. They simply have different skills and aptitudes.
  3. If you do not do math or arithmetic correctly on an exam, you will be marked wrong. Math is not racial.  Math problems are either correct or incorrect.
  4. We teach history exactly as it has unfolded, no twisting of the truth to be politically correct or to create false history to satisfy pressures from the wave of Woke society. History is never a vase of pretty flowers, but history is history, and it teaches us a lot and the student absorb this, and his/her own un-forced judgements of the past.
  5. Grades are not given for the teacher to feel popular, nor are they watered down, to make children and their parents feel good. Good grades are earned and if you fail academically and do not reach grade level, you will in fact, be held back a year to complete that grade level learning.
  6. Your children will read and review and discuss the classic books. For example: The Iliad and the Odyssey by Homer, Don Quixote, Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare, Aristotle, The Call of the Wild, Hemingway, Anna Karenina, Charles Dickens, Dostoyevsky, The Grapes of Wrath, The Great Gatsby, The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Moby Dick, etc.  They will be read and discussed on their merits, and style and teachings. Your children will read all viewpoints, not just one, and then debate these subjects amongst themselves, with respect. No books will be banned because they are felt by a miniscule population to be racist or sexist or homophobic, because well, they are not and this is a censorship that is created and self-serving.
  7. Young children will not be taught about gender identity, and the words queer, gay, lesbian, LGBTQ etc., will not be taught to young children who are still pooping their diapers and later trying to learn if 2 plus 2 is four. That is not the role of the school, but instead, will be the responsibility of the parents, at the proper time.
  8. Students are never taught that there is a superior race, and the classmate who sits next to them is somehow guilty for the sins of his ancestors 200 years ago.
  9. There will be Valedictorians, and they will be honored at graduation for their hard work.  Also, those that perform well on National Tests will be honored as well.  Competition is good, not bad, and competition is what all graduates will face in the real world. The Chinese know this quite well.
  10. Athletes who perform well, and teams who win championships will be honored as well. Sports forge a strong spirit and team comradery. Again, competition is good and only the championship team will receive the trophy.. And if you can’t make the team, then, you simply cannot make the team.  You will be encouraged to excel elsewhere, either in another sport, or activity.
  11. When a student falls short academically, or in other endeavors, he or she will not be scolded or isolated.  Instead, that student will be encouraged gently and given the resources needed for the student to know that they are important, and they matter.
  12.  Science as well as math are emphasized. You do not have to be a genius in these two fields, but you will be taught well and eventually will marvel at the wonders of science, and that you can calculate basic math and division without the use of a calculator.  Those who excel in math and science will be honored also, if they enter inter-school competitions. In fact, academic winners will be treated with as much honor as athletic champions.
  13. Students will be taught responsibility and self-reliance, and this is accomplished with gentle nurturing and encouragement.
  14. The pledge of allegiance to the flag, will be recited at the start of each day.
  15.  Students will not be taught that their country is falsely evil or oppressive, but that this country was the greatest experiment in the world, with an amazing history of great people, and the Constitution describes the inalienable rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
  16. All students will be afforded freedom of speech, as long as they do so with respect to other’s opinion, and keep an open mind filled with thoughtfulness. Lecturers of all opinions and persuasions will be allowed to speak, and any students who disrupt the lectures or who do not allow the person to speak, will be given the choice of being expelled for the rest of the semester or clean the poopy cages of the local dog humane society for one month, every day, after school.
  17.  Teachers are paid a base salary, but when their students perform well, bonus pay will depend on their performance only, and any teacher can be terminated for lack of performance, or violating any rule in this list.
  18.  All students must read books written by the famous SRCARSON and quote them constantly! He is certainly one of the most accomplished writers of our time.
  19. And Alice Cooper was wrong. There is no smoking in the boys room. If you are caught, you will not be expelled, however, you will need to give a lecture to your class about the health dangers of smoking and write a twenty page paper about it.
  20. You can tell jokes as much as you want, about any subject, except pornography, in school, as long as you are not trying to offend anyone or cause hurt. Laughter is certainly good medicine, and in this uptight, tense world, we don’t have enough of it. The only other rule is that there cannot be more than 40 jokes per day about Dr. Carson’s hair that stands straight up like he was struck by lightning, or his ugly socks. And if you have an argument with someone that can’t be resolved in a civilized way, you and your opponent will be taken to the boxing ring in the gym where you can put 8 oz gloves on and box each other, with protective head gear, with the gym teacher supervising. That should end the argument.

Finally, if you are lucky enough to have your child enrolled in SRCarson schools, then, our graduates will make you proud, and contribute greatly to this amazing country as independent, educated thinkers, armed with the skills necessary to accomplish whatever they put their young minds to.

P.S. Unfortunately, these schools don’t exist yet, or perhaps rarely, but hopefully something equivalent comes to pass in this country before I kick the bucket. Our future depends on our children.

© SRCarson Publications, 2022

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S.R. Carson is a physician specialist and a published fiction and non - fiction author. He appreciates the gift of life and writes about it on his blog which includes a variety of posts including humor, satire, inspiration, life stories and spirituality.

5 thoughts on “Now Accepting Applications to SRCarson Schools

  1. BRAVO!!! I would also add a value system to your school like I do in Japan. It is unacceptable to humiliate the self-esteem of another person.
    and yes, in a world where stupid politicians are waging wars for money .. unfortunately they don’t need healthy emotional people and smart ..
    Once I was interviewing a large company .. and the head of this company said that they don’t need such smart leaders like me. hehe

  2. I was 100% sold & if these school did exhist, you can sign my kids up immediately!! Lol

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